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Bait & Switch
By k | June 5, 2007 16:38
This means that the Disneyworld can from now on be referred to as the Mickey Mouse museum.
On another note, such a venerable institution inspired me to plan my own bigger and better museum. It will be a bit more inclusive since most of current and ancient religions will be represented. The museum will be located in Vegas or Miami, a places where getting a license to publicly display the habits of ancient Greeks should be a piece of cake. Scientology and Catholicism will be included, otherwise Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson won’t sign up for our “Act to believe” marketing campaign.
Few highlights:
Inside the complex, among many rooms there will be a “WTF was god thinking, and other creational outliers hall” This room will contain life size wax figures of tyrants, such as Hitler, Mao, Saddam, George Bush, and other plain weird people, such as Jack Black, Ann Coulter, and people with bad haircuts.”
The unexplained phenomenon and miracle room will also feature wax figures, albeit, a bit different type:
Harry Whittington, David Hasselhof , Paris Hilton , and an encore.
On a grander scale, all religions will share a common area that will include a vacuum room, dinosaur room, and a TBD Religious Dialogue room. Monkeys will not be allowed anywhere. There will be multilingual rabbis, priests, pastors, imams, etc. to give a guided tours throughout the facility.
Finally, giving consideration to the evident inter-religious tensions raises the question of security. This would have to be done by someone impartial such as an atheist, but the only problem here is that most atheists are against violence.
Funding will come from the well known inter-religious dialogue while the remaining 99.97% of the budget will be an even split from the casino (adjacent building) income, and from the “Little Known Habits of Ancient Greeks” ticket revenue.
VCs, I got a great up and comer, whose key word is synergy. Please keep me in mind for my series B funding.
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